The Apple Of My Wiggly Eye

The Apple Of My Wiggly Eye is a story by Thunderbird3InternationalRescue.

Summary
A friendship blossoms when James meets a small pony and takes it home.

Prologue
It was half past midnight in Wiggle Town. The moon coated the dark streets in its magnificent light and the wind whistled through the trees. at first, all seemed quiet,but the silence was about to be broken, as the sound of vehicle tires screeching was then heard. As it turned out, a chase through the streets was underway between a 1958 Willys Jeep FC170 pickup truck and a quintet of WTPD (Wiggle Town Police Department) police cars. In the cab of the truck were two individuals. In the driver's seat was a humanoid creature who had a yellow disc for a face and wore a black hooded robe with a navy blue double-tired chevron shape on the collar and navy blue cuffs on the sleeves. In the driver's seat was a gray tombstone-shaped creature with green eyes.

"Faster, Brock," said the robed individual, "Faster! They're gaining on us!"

"I'm going as fast as I can, Master Frown," said Brock, the grey creature

"Pull over to the side of the road," one of the officers pursuing the pair said.

Master Frown then reached behind his seat, took out a paintball shotgun, rolled down his window, and aimed it at the lead police car.

"Pull this," Master Frown shouted.

Master Frown then fired at the police car. The officer driving the car spoke into his radio.

"Unit 296 to Dispatch! Shots fired," the officer barked, "I repeat, shots fired!"

Master Frown kept firing paintball after paintball after paintball after paintball until he ran out of ammunition. Luckily, there was enough paintball ammunition to completely coat the police cars' windshields, which caused all of them to stop. By the time they were clean, the truck was outta sight.

"Unit 296 to Dispatch," said the same officer, "We lost them. I repeat, we lost them."

The police cars then left. Unknown to them, Brock had swerved the truck into an alley. Once he saw that it was safe, he turned to Master Frown.

"The coast is clear," said Brock.

"Good," said Master Frown, "let's meet the Boss at the rendezvous point."

With that, the truck pulled out of the alley and zoomed outta sight. However, what the villains didn't know was that the load that was in the back of the truck, a large cylindrical brown leather bag, had fallen out from the swerve and had landed on an old mattress, the contents of which will be explained in the next section of this page.

Story
The next day, James Wiggle was in his room at Wiggle House watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic on his MacBook with some vinyl figures of the characters Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack from said series on his desk. The other Wiggles were out on a boat trip with Captain Feathersword The Friendly Pirate, Dorothy The Dinosaur, Wags The Dog, the Wagettes, and Henry The Octopus. They had asked James if he'd like to come, but he politely declined. Besides, according to him "Someone had to hold the fort down". Anywho, just as James was halfway through with what he was doing with his ponies, he heard his stomach grumbling.

"Well, time to get some grub," said James.

James then got up.

"Please, excuse me, girls," said James, "I'll be right back."

James then went into the kitchen and looked for something to make himself for lunch, but couldn't really find anything meal-worthy.

"Guess I better do some shopping," said James.

James then shut down his computer, put his figures away in the shoebox he kept them in in his closet, grabbed the keys to his Little Red Truck, went out to it, got in the driver's seat, and drove off for the grocery store to buy some food. He soon arrived and went in. A while later, he returned with not one, not two, but four bags of groceries.

"This should be good," James said to himself.

James loaded his groceries into the organizer in the back of his truck, got back in the cab, and drove off. Unknown to him, his life was about to take an unexpected turn. Just as he was passing by the alley that Brock and Master Frown had passed in the prologue, something caught his eye, that being the brown leather bag on the mattress.

"What the," said James.

James pulled the truck over, went over to the bag, unzipped it, and gasped at what he saw.

"Well, I never," said James.

What James had found was the least he had expected. A small foal with a pale, light grayish olive coat, brilliant gamboge eyes, a brilliant amaranth mane and tail, a bow of light brilliant crimson on its head, and a strange symbol made of an apple with a heart inside a red, pink, and purple shield was found sleeping in the bag. It became obvious who this foal was.

"Apple Bloom," James said to himself, "But why? Who would want to dump such an innocent little filly here in an ally?"

What happened next made James' heart explode with surprise and a great smile appear on his face. Apple Bloom woke up and looked at him with a curious expression on her face.

"Hi there," James said, "What are you doing out here?"

No response. Apple Bloom just kept on staring at him. She had no idea who had just spoken to her, where she was, or how she got into the Wiggles dimension.

"Not much of a talker, ain't ya," asked James.

Apple Bloom blinked twice, which meant "no".

It was then that James was left with a crucial decision to make: Should he take her home or not? He pondered about this for a minute, then picked up the bag, meaning he decided he will take her home. Luckily for him, there was enough room to fit the bag nicely. So not to scare her, he drove slowly. He soon arrived home, and as he was taking Apple Bloom inside Wigglehouse, that's when she spoke.

"Thanks for the smooth ride," she said.

James smiled.

"You're quite welcome," said James.

When they got inside, James set Apple Bloom in his room, then went into the kitchen to put away his groceries. Well, all of them that is, except for a frozen cheese pizza, which he cooked up in Hot Pots the Oven. Once that was done, he cut two slices from it and had them for lunch along with a bottle of Brisk-brand pink lemonade. It was then he heard the Big Red Car's horn honking, which meant that the others had arrived home. He watched as the other Wiggles, Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony entered the house.

"Hey, guys," said James, "How was the boat trip?"

"Well, apart from Wags getting seasick, it was pretty good," said Jeff.

"You guys want some pizza," asked James, "I got three frozen pizzas when I was doing some grocery shopping today."

"Sure," said Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony in unison.

With that, the other four Wiggles got their quarters of the pizza and pink lemonades and began eating. After everyone had eaten, James decided to show the others his incredible find.

"Hey, fellers," said James, "there's something I'd like you to see."

The other four Wiggles looked at each other, then back at James.

"What," asked Greg.

"Follow me," said James.

James led them to his room, where they found Apple Bloom playing with an Etch-a-Sketch. The other Wiggles were surprised.

"Wow," said Greg, "That's amazing!"

"Yeah," said Jeff.

"And she's really cute, too," said Anthony.

But Murray was a little skeptical.

"Is that thing even real," asked Murray.

Apple Bloom saw the other Wiggles, went over to Murray, and rubbed her cheek against his leg.

"Aw," said James, Greg, Jeff, and Anthony.

Murray laughed.

"I'll take that as a yes," said Murray.

"What's your name, little one," asked Greg.

"What're you doing here," asked Jeff.

"Where'd you come from," asked Anthony.

"A) My name is Apple Bloom," said Apple Bloom, "B) I don't know, and C) Same as B."

"Where'd you find her," asked Murray.

James led Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony to a separate room so he can tell them without scaring Apple Bloom.

"I found her in an alley," said James, "Apparently, someone dumped her there."

"What," asked Greg, "Who'd want to dump such a little cutie?"

"That doesn't matter now," said James, "What does matter is that we need to make sure she's safe. I move that we keep her here until we can find out where she came from. All those in favor say "aye"."

"Aye," said Greg.

"Aye," said Murray.

"Aye," said Jeff.

"Aye," said Anthony.

"That's what I thought," said James.

Just then, Apple Bloom approached them.

"Guys," Apple Bloom said, "I'm kinda hungry."

"Oh, right," said James, "I've been meaning to fix you something."

James then went into the kitchen, where he chopped up some carrots and steamed them. He then served them to Apple Bloom.

"There you go," said James, "Eat up!"

And she did. While she ate, James turned to the others.

"I think I'm gonna like having this little cutie around," said James.

"You got that right," said Greg.

Meanwhile

In an abandoned warehouse on the Eastern side of town, Master Frown and Brock were entering the building. It was dark, so Master Frown used a flashlight to help navigate them through the darkness.

"We should really ask the Boss about installing a skylight or investing in night-vision goggles," said Brock.

"I couldn't agree more," said Master Frown.

Just then, the flashlight's beam hit a couple of brown eyes, which belonged to a woman with fair skin, purple eye shadow, golden-brown hair, brown lipstick, a gold headdress, a gold dress, a gold necklace, gold bracelets on her wrists, and golden boots. The woman immediately shut her eyes.

"Get that thing outta my eyes," said the woman as she turned on the lights of the room they were in.

"Oops," said Master Frown as he turned off the flashlight, "Sorry, Boss."

"Now then," said the woman, "Where's my little pony?"

"In the truck," said Master Frown, who then turned to Brock, "Go fetch it."

"Will do," said Brock.

Brock then left. Just as the door was shut, the woman heard someone sending her a video call on FaceTime. When she answered, she was met by a horned robot-like individual who had purple skin, red eyes, neon green teeth, and wore a black cape with a "Z" emblem on the front.

"Hello, Zurgy," said the woman.

"Hello, Galaxia," said the caped individual, who just so happened to be the dreaded Evil Emperor Zurg, "How's it going?"

"Can't complain, really," said the woman, whose name was just revealed to be Galaxia, "You?" "I just got the latest edition of Villain's Digest," said Zurg, "And they did a whole article about yours truly!"

"Nice," said Galaxia.

Just then, Brock came in.

"Uh, guys," said Brock, "You might not wanna see this."

"What's going on," asked Zurg.

"Uh," said Galaxia, "I'll call you back, okay?"

"Alright, see ya," said Zurg as he ended the call.

"See what, Brock," asked Galaxia as she turned off her computer.

"Come and see," said Brock.

Brock led Galaxia and Master Frown outside to Brock and Master Frown's truck, where they saw the bed of the truck empty.

"Where's the bag," asked Galaxia.

"Uh, we lost it," said Master Frown.

Galaxia was furious and she smacked her two cronies right across their faces.

"Find that foal and bring it to me," ordered Galaxia, "And don't stop until it's found! And you better not come back empty-handed, or else!"

"Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya," asked Master Frown.

"SHUT UP AND GET GOING," Galaxia ordered.

"Will do," said Master Frown.

Master Frown and Unikitty got into their truck and zoomed outta sight. Galaxia went back inside the hideout, fuming.

"And they came so highly recommended," said Galaxia.

End First Meanwhile Sequence

Back at Wiggle House, Apple Bloom was in the backyard with Murray playing catch with a yellow ball that had a blue star and a red stripe. Anthony was in the kitchen making dinner while James, Greg, and Jeff worked on something. After a few minutes of catch, the two became exhausted.

"Hooey," said Murray as he swiped some sweat from his brow, "I'm ready for a drink. How about you?"

Apple Bloom nodded.

"Okay," said Murray, "let's go."

With that, the two went inside and had some lemonade. A while later, Anthony called the group together for dinner, which was tomato soup with soda crackers and garlic toast.

"So, how's it taste, Apple Bloom," asked Anthony as they dined.

"It's delicious," said Apple Bloom.

"Well, I'm glad you like it," said Anthony.

Later, after dinner, Apple Bloom helped with the dishes. Once those were done, she settled in to watch The Little Lulu Show with them on TV. Halfway through, she yawned.

"Aw, sleepy," asked Jeff.

"Yes," Apple Bloom said drowsily.

"Okay," James said, "Come here."

James picked Apple Bloom up and carried him into the guest room, which he, Greg, and Jeff fixed up earlier and consisted mainly of a bed, a big comfy chair in a corner, and a bookshelf.

"It may not be much," said James, "but it's the best we can do."

"It'll do just fine," said Apple Bloom.

James then tucked Apple Bloom in, but little did he know something amazing was about to happen.

"Goodnight, Papa," Apple Bloom said with a yawn, "I love you."

James was surprised when he heard those three words. He was also surprised that Apple Bloom had just referred to him as "Papa". Still, he leaned forward and kissed Apple Bloom on the head.

"Goodnight, my little precious," said James.

James then went back to the living room, where he watched Spaceballs with the other Wiggles. After the movie ended, they too called it a night. While the others were just getting into their pajamas, James had an idea.

"Hey, guys," said James, "Maybe we should all keep our doors partially closed so that if Apple Bloom needs any one of us, she can come get us."

"Good move," said Jeff.

After they got their pajamas on, the Wiggles went to bed, and all left their doors partially closed. As he went to Slumberland, James kept thinking of those three words Apple Bloom had said to him.

"Who would've guessed one of my favorite Ponies would call me "Papa" or tell me she loves me," James thought.

However, what the Wiggles didn't know was that their seemingly peaceful rest was about to be interrupted, as that around half past 11:00 PM, James heard his door creak open, and when he looked, he saw Apple Bloom standing in the doorway.

"Apple Bloom," James asked, "what's wrong?"

"I had a nightmare," Apple Bloom said, "Can I sleep with you?"

James smiled and moved over in the bed.

"Of course you can," said James.

Apple Bloom then got onto the bed and fell asleep right next to James, and the next morning, the two woke up to the smell of breakfast being made.

"Last one to the kitchen's a rotten egg," said Apple Bloom happily as she darted out of the bedroom.

"Hey, no fair," James laughed as he took off after her.

The two reached the kitchen and while the Wiggles enjoyed a lovely breakfast of French toast sticks with maple syrup, sausage links, and scrambled eggs, Apple Bloom had a bowl of fried apple slices with strawberry milk. After breakfast, Apple Bloom sat in the living room on the couch and watched Happy Days on TV with Greg and James while Murray and Jeff helped Anthony with the dishes. While they were watching the program, James noticed that Apple Bloom was staring out the window, where outside, it was nice and beautiful.

"Hey," asked Apple Bloom, "can I go outside and play?"

"Of course," said James, "Just stay where we can see you."

"And if you see anything strange, come right back here and tell us," said Greg.

"Okay," said Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom then went outside and played. However, what she didn't know was that Master Frown and Brock were hiding in some bushes nearby, a plunger rope launcher on ready.

"Got the net launcher ready," asked Master Frown.

"Got it," said Brock.

"Good," said Master Frown, "On my mark!"

Brock then aimed the launcher at Apple Bloom.

"Take the shot," said Master Frown.

However, just as Brock was about to pull the trigger, Apple Bloom heard Greg calling her, so she went back inside just as Brock fired the launcher, and as a result, the plunger end of the rope got one of the Wiggles' neighbors, a young man named Joe Burns, had fair skin with curly brown hair and eyes and wore a dark blue hoodie with a light blue stripe decorated with multicolor squares on the chest area, a blue Nike sweatband on his head, dark blue track pants, and red sneakers with white stripes instead of one of his usual square shirts, khakis, and brown shoes, as he was out for his morning jog, hitting him right on his right buttock.

"What the," gasped Joe.

Joe then felt himself fall down and being dragged, as the rope was reeling him in.

"What the hay is going on," Joe asked.

He got his answer soon enough, when he soon found himself face to face with Master Frown and Brock, who looked on in shock.

"Uh, oops," said Brock.

Joe was cross.

"Hey, what's the big idea," asked Joe.

"Uh, hi," asked Master Frown meekly.

" "Hi" yourselves," Joe said.

Joe then bopped Master Frown and Brock on the head, freed himself from the plunger rope, and continued his jog.

"Weirdos," Joe said as he jogged.

Master Frown and Brock looked at each other from the bushes they were hiding in.

"What's his problem," asked Brock.

"Never mind that," Master Frown, "We'll just try again tomorrow. Same place, same time."

"Got it," said Brock.

Back inside Wigglehouse, James and Apple Bloom were in his room, and James was taking a box off the shelf in his closet.

"What's in the box," asked Apple Bloom.

"Glad you asked," said James.

James set the box on his bed, opened it, and extracted a smaller box that showed an image of a smiling middle-aged man surrounded by children in front of a school bus.

"What's that," asked Apple Bloom.

"It's a VHS of this old show I used to watch as a kid called Mr Rogers' Neighborhood," said James, "This was one of the three American television series to hold the record for "Longest-Running Children's Television Show", beating Captain Kangaroo in May 1997 then later being beaten by Sesame Street in July 2002."

"Nice," said Apple Bloom, "What's it about?"

"Maybe if you watch this, you'll find out," said James.

James then put the tape in the VCR player in the living room and it soon began. Apple Bloom was mesmerized by the sound of the theme music and the theme song.

"I'm beginning to like this already," said Apple Bloom.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

"Come in," said James.

In came Joe, who was out of his jogging clothes and in a blue square shirt with his usual khakis and dark brown shoes. With him were his older brother, Steve, who had groomed dark brown hair and eyes and wore a green-striped rugby shirt with khakis, a black leather belt with a silver buckle, and dark brown shoes, and their friend, Fred Jones, who was a blond that wore a white long-sleeved polo shirt with a blue collar and stripe, jeans, and brown boots.

"Hey, James," said Joe.

"Hey, guys," said James, "What's up?"

"Not much," said Joe, "We just wanted to borrow some sugar, as we're making cupcakes for the party tomorrow and we ran out of sugar.

"Sure," said James, "It's on the top shelf in the pantry."

"Thanks," said Steve.

Just then, Fred noticed Apple Bloom.

"What the heck is that," asked Fred.

James explained.

"I see," said Steve.

"Got the sugar," said Joe as he grabbed the sugar from the pantry.

"Good," said Steve, "Let's go."

The trio then left, and Apple Bloom looked up at James.

"What party," asked Apple Bloom.

"Oh, you'll see," said James.

Later that afternoon, Apple Bloom was playing with the same Etch-A-Sketch she was playing with earlier when James came in. He was wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey over his shirt and a Chicago Cubs cap on his head. He also had "Go Cubs!" painted on his face with red paint. Apple Bloom was confused.

"What's going on," asked Apple Bloom.

"Come and see," said James.

Apple Bloom followed James into the living room, where she saw Greg, Murray, Jeff, Anthony, Dorothy, Wags, Henry, and Captain Feathersword in similar getup, only Dorothy was wearing a Chicago Cubs cheerleader dress while Wags, Henry, and the Captain wore jerseys and caps.

"Why are you all dressed like that, and who are those guys with ya," asked Apple Bloom.

James introduced Apple Bloom to Dorothy, Wags, Henry, and the Captain, then explained that they were having a party to watch the Chicago Cubs @ Milwaukee Brewers baseball game that day.

"Sounds like fun," said Apple Bloom.

"Hey, the game's starting," said Jeff.

Everyone stood up and placed their hats/hooves/hands over their hearts for the National Anthem. Once that was done, the game really started, and eventually finished with the Cubs beating the Brewers eight to nothing. The group cheered.

"Yeah, co Cubs," James cheered.

Wags howled.

"That sure was fun," said Henry.

"Well, I guess we should be getting home now," said the Captain.

"Alright," said James, "See ya guys!"

With that, Dorothy, Wags, Henry, and the Captain left, and Apple Bloom wanted to play outside again, so James let her, but little did she know that Master Frown and Brock were sneaking up on her, wearing crates as disguises. Brock accidentally bumped into Master Frown.

"Hey," Master Frown hissed, "Watch where you're going!"

"Sorry," said Brock.

Apple Bloom heard the two and turned to look, but all she saw was two crates.

"I think I must be hearing things," said Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom then realized she had to go to the bathroom, so she went inside. Just as she did, Steve arrived at the house, but Master Frown couldn't see him and thought he was Apple Bloom. He took out a slingshot, loaded a large marble into it, took aim, and fired. The marble hit Steve on the head and knocked him out like a light. The two villains then took off their crate disguises, tied Steve up, and covered him with a mattress cover. They then loaded him into the bed of their truck and took him back to their hideout, where they found Galaxia doing her nails.

"We've got her," said Brock.

"Good," said Galaxia, "Show me the filly."

Brock then took off the mattress cover, and Galaxia was shocked when she saw the unconscious Steve.

"Whoa," said Master Frown, "We screwed up again."

Galaxia was livid.

"YOU NUMBSKULLS," Galaxia howled, "THIS ISN'T HER! IT'S THAT GREEN-STRIPED GUY WHO LIVES WITH THAT STRANGE BLUE DOG!"

"Jeez, we're sorry," said Master Frown.

Just then, Steve woke up.

"What the," Steve gasped, "Where am I?"

Steve then saw Galaxia, Master Frown, and Brock.

"Who are you weirdos and why did you kidnap me," asked Steve.

"You weren't the intended target," said Galaxia.

"Then who is," asked Steve.

"Mind your own business," said Brock.

But Steve gave them the death glare.

"Fine," said Galaxia, "You wanna know? Well, here's your answer."

Galaxia showed Steve a photo of Apple Bloom. Steve gasped.

"Apple Bloom," Steve said to himself.

"So you've seen her," said Galaxia.

"Yeah," said Steve.

"Well, where is she," asked Galaxia.

"That's for me to know and you to find out," said Steve.

Galaxia wasn't in the mood for games, and she took out a gun and pointed it at Steve.

"I said "where is she"," Galaxia said.

"Now, hold on," said Steve, "I understand you're angry at me, but you should no violence never solves anything."

Galaxia face-palmed.

"It's not even real," said Galaxia.

Galaxia the pointed the gun in the air and pulled the trigger. A red flag with the word "Bang!" written on it with all white capital letters popped out of the business end.

"Oh, a toy, I see," said Steve, "But, still, I will not tell you where she is."

Galaxia gave a frustrated sigh.

"Frown, Brock, get him outta here," said Galaxia.

Master Frown and Brock grabbed Steve by the arms and tossed him out the front door.

"Sheesh," Steve said as he walked away, "The nerve of some people!"

The next day was as bright and sunny as the previous one, and in her room, Apple Bloom was playing with a toy car when James came in.

"Hey, Bloom," James said, "We're going to the park for a picnic. Wanna come?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes," said Apple Bloom.

"Okay," said James with a chuckle, "let's go!"

With that, James and Apple Bloom joined Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony in the Big Red Van and drove to Wiggle Town Park. When they arrived, Apple Bloom played with the ball she and Murray were playing with earlier on in the story, unaware that Master Frown and Brock were behind a bush, with a tranquilizer dart.

"Now, remember," said Master Frown, "We only have one dart, so when she gets in perfect range, fire."

"Got it," said Brock.

Meanwhile, Apple Bloom was still playing when she accidentally kicked the ball towards a couple of blond teenagers having a picnic. One of them was a muscular boy of eighteen years who wore a green shirt, a yellow vest, a red ascot, brown pants, a black belt with a brass buckle, and black shoes. The other was a girl who was a year younger and wore pearl earrings, a light blue tank top, tan shorts, and blue slip-on shoes. Thankfully, both teens ducked and the ball flew right behind them and landed behind the girl.

"Oops," said Apple Bloom as she approached the teens, "Sorry."

"No, it's okay, sweetie," said the girl.

"Say, who are you," asked the boy.

"Apple Bloom," said Apple Bloom.

"So you're that little pony that James told us about," said the boy.

"You know James and the other Wiggles," asked Apple Bloom.

"Yeah," said the boy, "I'm Joey Hardy, and this is my girlfriend, Lori Loud."

"Hello," said Lori. Back in the bush, Master Frown and Brock spotted Apple Bloom and Brock aimed the rifle.

"Here we go," said Master Frown, "Ready...aim..."

But just as Master Frown was about to take the shot, Joey, Lori, and Apple Bloom heard Greg calling the little filly to the Wiggles' picnic area, so they gave her the ball and she scampered away.

"Wait," said Master Frown as he pushed the rifle down, "Don't shoot!"

But it was too late. Brock had fired the gun. The dart zoomed through the air and hit Joey right on the left buttock, causing him to black out and fall asleep. Master Frown smacked Brock upside the head.

"Ow," said Brock, "What was that for?"

"I told you not to waste the dart," said Master Frown, "but you did it anyway!"

Just then, they heard the leaves of the bush rustle, and they saw a livid Lori baring her teeth and snorting like a bull at them.

"Oh man," said Brock, "We're screwed."

"I was gonna say that," said Master Frown.

"Well, I said it first," said Brock

."I thought it first," said Master Frown.

But Lori wasn't in the mood for these kind of shenanigans, and she proceeded to beat them up. When she was done, she stormed off, leaving the two villains with black eyes, dislocated teeth, and seeing stars.

"Man," said Master Frown, "That girl sure packs a punch!"

There was worse to come for the two villains. When they reported to Galaxia, she was just as angry as Lori was.

"I swear," said Galaxia, "If you two don't do this job properly, I will make you pay!"

"Please," said Brock, "Give us another chance!"

Galaxia sighed.

"Fine," said Galaxia, "Just one more. Then, if you screw this last one up, you're both going in the Chocolate Pudding Chair. Understand?"

"Yes," said Master Frown and Brock shakily.

"Good," said Galaxia.

Later that night at Wigglehouse, a storm was raging outside. The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, and the rain pounded on the windows. Inside, poor little Apple Bloom tried her very best to not be scared, but she couldn't take it, and soon began to cry.

"Papa, Papa, Papa," Apple Bloom cried.

James, who was still asleep, bolted out of bed and got on his slippers.

"I'm coming, Apple Bloom," said James.

James raced down the hall to Apple Bloom's room, and when he got inside, Apple Bloom raced to him and leaped into his arms.

"Hey, hey, hey," James said softly as he held the little filly in his arms, "shh, shh, shh. It's okay, sweetie, it's okay. I'm here, I'm here."

James patted her back and she cried into his shoulder until she could no more.

"How about a glass of warm milk," asked James.Apple Bloom nodded.

"Okay," said James, "Let's go."

James took Apple Bloom into the kitchen, where he poured her and himself each a glass of milk and warmed them up in the microwave. After they had their milk, they went back to bed and the rest of the night went on without any further incidents. The next day brought clear blue skies to make up for the violent storm. Inside, James was talking to Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony.

"Okay, guys," said James, "I'm entrusting you with a very important job. I've got a hair appointment today, and I want you guys to take care of Apple Bloom while I'm gone."

"Consider it done, James," said Greg.

"Okay," said James, "I'll be back soon!"

James then left in his truck as Apple Bloom approached the other Wiggles.

"Can one of you come outside and play with me," Apple Bloom asked.

"I'll play with you," said Jeff.

With that, Jeff and Apple Bloom went outside, and Jeff played hopscotch with her. After a few minutes of playing, Jeff yawned.

"Are you okay, Jeff," asked Apple Bloom.

"Yeah," said Jeff, "Just gonna take a little snooze. You can keep playing."

"Okay," said Apple Bloom.

With that, Jeff sat in his lawn chair and fell asleep while Apple Bloom chased a butterfly. However, things were about to take an unexpected and distressing turn, as Master Frown and Brock were in a Bell 47J Ranger helicopter with a net gun. Master Frown had the launcher and Brock was at the controls of the copter.

"Okay," said Master Frown, "This is it. Our last chance. And this better be worth it.

Master Frown aimed the launcher at Apple Bloom and fired. Much to his surprise and delight, the net cight Apple Bloom and started to reel her towards the helictoper.

"Oh no," Apple Bloom said, "I'm being kidnapped again!"

Apple Bloom then took a deep breath and yelled right at the top of her lungs:

"HELP!!!"

Jeff, who was still fast asleep, heard Apple Bloom's cry for help, and when he looked for the source, his eyes grew wide when he saw the helicopter carrying the now captured filly.

"Oh, no," Jeff said.

Jeff then chased after the helicopter, waving his arms while doing so.

"WAIT," Jeff shouted, "WAIT! COME BACK! STOP!!"

But it was no use. The helicopter flew into the distance and outta sight.

"No," Jeff said, "No!"

Jeff then ran back to Wigglehouse, where he found Greg, Murray, and Anthony playing Smash Bros. Brawl, with Murray playing as Knuckles the Echidna, Greg playing as Ness, and Anthony as Sonic The Hedgehog.

"Guys," said Jeff, "We got trouble!"

"Trouble," asked Greg, "What kinda trouble?"

"Some creeps in a helicopter shot Apple Bloom with a net gun and they took her away," Jeff said.

The other Wiggles were horrified and panic-stricken.

"James is gonna kill us," Greg cried.

"What're we gonna do," asked Anthony.

"We could just tell him that, uh, we were playing hide and seek, and, uh, she, uh, got lost," said Murray.

"Or," said Jeff, "We could tell him that she got sick and is in the bathroom."

"I think I like that idea better than mine," said Murray, "Plus, I think mine would only escalate things."

Just then, the doorbell rang, and the Wiggles began to panic.

"It's probably James," said Greg, "We're dead meat!"

"This is all my fault," said Jeff, "I should've been more careful."

But Murray had his doubts. He went to the door, opened it a bit, and saw a white-haired eleven-year-old boy who wore an orange polo shirt, jeans, and white sneakers with red stripes.

"It's okay, guys," said Murray, "Calm down! It's just Lincoln!"

"Oh," said Greg, "Okay."

"Come on in, Linc," said Jeff. Lincoln came inside.

"Hey, Linc," said Greg, "What's up?"

"Oh, not much," said Lincoln, "I just came here to borrow that book I borrowed from Murray."

Lincoln then handed Murray a copy of The Ultimate Guitar Book.

"So, did you like it," asked Murray.

"Murray," said Lincoln, "I couldn't put it down! Guitars-"

"Are just so cool," said Murray as he finished Lincoln's sentence, "Yeah, I know!"

"By the way," said Lincoln, "I heard you guys panicking as I was coming up front. What's going on?"

"Uh," said Jeff, "You don't wanna know."

"Oh," said Lincoln, "Okay. Well, see ya!"

The Wiggles said goodbye to Lincoln, and the latter started walking to his home.

"I wonder what their deal is," Lincoln said.

Meanwhile, Master Frown and Brock had arrived at Galaxia's lair, and they found her watching MST3K and sipping a bottle of IBC-brand cream soda.

"Hey, Galaxia," said Brock, "Great news!"

"What," asked Galaxia.

"See for yourself," said Master Frown.

Master Frown reached into the bag he was carrying and took out Apple Bloom. Galaxia was so surprised she did a spit take.

"You actually succeeded this time," asked Galaxia.

"Yup," said Master Frown.

"Wow," said Galaxia, "I'm impressed."

"So," asked Brock, "when do we get our money?"

Galaxia was surprised what Brock had just asked.

"Wait," said Galaxia, "you guys were only doing this for the money?"

"Yeah," said Master Frown, "because we're in a lot of debt right now."

"Perfectly reasonable," said Galaxia, "Don't worry, you'll get your money tomorrow."

"Great," said Master Frown.

"What are ya gonna do with me," Apple Bloom asked.

Galaxia smiled evilly.

"Oh, you'll see," said Galaxia.

Meanwhile, back at Wiggle House, the Wiggles were still worried over what James' reaction would be.

"There's just gotta be a way to tell James what happened without making him upset," said Anthony.

"Guys," said Murray, "I think we should just tell him the truth."

"Are you nuts," Greg asked, "He'll kill us if we tell him!"

"Tell me what," asked a voice.

It was James. He had just gotten back from his appointment.

"Oh, hi, James," said Greg, "Didn't expect to see you back so soon."

"Yeah," chuckled Jeff.

James could tell the others were hiding something.

"What's going on," asked James.

"Uh, we, uh," said Greg.

"Well, what is it," asked James, "C'mon, spill it!"

"It's about Apple Bloom," said Anthony, "She's...."

"She's what," demanded James.

"She's...uh..," said Greg.

"SOME CREEPS CAME BY IN A HELICOPTER AND KIDNAPPED APPLE BLOOM," Jeff suddenly said.

James was shocked and angry.

"WHAT," James screeched.

Greg smacked Jeff upside the head.

"Thanks a lot," Greg hissed.

"It's true James," said Murray, "Jeff fell asleep while Apple Bloom played."

"Yeah," said Jeff, "I'm really sorry."

James face-palmed and sighed.

"You guys had one job," James said, "and you failed miserably!"

"Sheesh, we're sorry, we're sorry," said Greg.

"Apology accepted," James said, "But, we still need to find her."

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

"Who could that be," asked Greg.

Jeff went to the door and opened it. There, he saw two light blue-eyed white Pegasi wearing gold armor with blue stars on the breastplate, gold helmets with blue plumes, and blue tails. They also had gold shoes on their hooves.

"May I help you," asked Jeff.

"Yes," said one of the Pegasi, "We're part of the Pegasus division of the Canterlot Royal Guard and we're here on behalf of Princesses Celestia and Luna of Canterlot. We'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Sure, sure," said Jeff, "Come right in."

The Pegasi entered Wigglehouse and were amazed by the coloration of the living room.

"Pretty nice place you got here," said the first guard.

"Thanks," said James, "So, what can we do for you?"

"Have you seen this filly," asked the second guard.

The second guard held up a photo of Apple Bloom. The Wiggles instantly recognized her.

"Yes," said James, "We have! In fact, we've been keeping her here!"

"Really," asked the second guard, "In that case, by the authority of Princess Celestia, I hereby place you five under arrest for foalnapping."

The Wiggles were shocked.

"Arrest," asked Greg, "Foalnapping?"

"We didn't do it," said Jeff, "We swear!"

"Yeah," said Murray.

"Tell that to the judge," said the second guard.

"Wait, Clint," said the first guard, "They might be telling the truth."

"If you say so, Vern," said Clint.

"Please," said James, "Let us explain."

"Go on then," said Vern.

With that, Anthony made hot chocolate and got some cookies to go with it, and while they had their snack, James told the guards how he had found Apple Bloom in the alley and, along with the other Wiggles, had been taking care of her ever since.

"Sounds like a believable story," said Vern.

"Yeah," said Clint.

Just then, Clint realized something.

"Hey, Vern," said Clint, "I get the feeling that this might be connected to the real foalnappers."

"So that's how she ended up in the alley," James said to himself.

"You know," said Clint, "There's a big reward awaiting anyone who has found Apple Bloom."

"Is there really," asked Greg.

"Yeah," said Vern.

"Is she here now," asked Clint.

"Not exactly," said James.

"How come," asked Vern.

Jeff explained.

"I see," said Clint, "Do you remember what direction the helicopter was going?"

"It looked like it was heading to that abandoned warehouse on the Eastern side of town," said Jeff.

Vern then turned to Clint.

"Alert the Princesses," said Vern, "We've picked up the scent!"

Meanwhile, in a far-off land called Equestria, specifically in the city of Canterlot, three winged unicorns, or "alicorns", as they were called, dressed in royal garb were in the throne room of a castle. One of them, named Princess Celestia, had a light fuchsiaish gray coat with pale, light grayish magenta eyes, and a flowing mane and tail of pale, light grayish magenta, light cerulean, light turquoise, very light cobalt blue, and pale heliotrope She also had an emblem of the sun on her flanks. The other two were her younger sister, Princess Luna, who had a dark blue coat, moderate cyan eyes, light sapphire blue eyeshadow, a moderate sapphire blue mane with a grayish Persian blue outline, and an emblem of the moon on her flanks, and their adoptive niece, Princess Cadence, who had a pale, light grayish cerise coat, light purple eyes, a moderate violet mane with moderate rose and pale gold streaks, and an emblem of a blue gem heart. Luna was playing Super Mario Maker on a Nintendo 3DS while the other two were just sitting quietly.

"I really hope we receive word on little Apple Bloom's location soon," said Celestia.

"Me too," said Candence, "Applejack must be worried sick."

Just then, a scroll magically appeared.

"What's this," asked Celestia.

Celestia used her magic to unroll the scroll. Even Luna stopped playing her game to see. The scroll turned out to be a letter from The Wiggles that said:
 * "Dear Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence,
 * We're very pleased to announce that we've found Apple Bloom and we're currently keeping her here at Wigglehouse. However, there is some bad news. Sadly, while one of our comrades was playing with her, some hooligans in a helicopter came by and kidnapped her. And for that we'd like to apologize for our negligence. We hope you'll understand. And please, as soon as you get this, come as fast as you can.
 * Sincerely,
 * James, Greg, Murray, Jeff, and Anthony Wiggle.
 * P.S. There's something else we sent you."

"What could this 'something else' these "Wiggles" fellows are talking about," Luna asked.

Just then, another scroll appeared. This one was a note saying that the quickest way to the Wiggles World was by air. As soon as they received this note, Celestia summoned a guard."Yes, Your Majesties," the guard asked.

"Prepare my airship," said Celstia, "We leave for Wiggles World immediately."

"Yes, Your Majesty," said the guard.

Soon, the airship was ready, and a while later, touched down at Wiggle Town Airfield. The princesses began walking through downtown.

"What a strange yet magnificent place," said Cadence.

"You're absolutely right," said Luna.

Just then, the trio spotted a blue sign with a strange white symbol on it in front of a bench with a strange structure above it.

"What's this symbol mean," asked Cadence.

"I haven't the foggiest notion," said Celestia.

Just then, Luna spotted a strange large rectangular vehicle approaching.

"And what's that object that's coming right toward us," Luna asked.

The answer came soon enough. The vehicle stopped, and the door opened. It was revealed that "Wiggle Town Bus Lines" was worded on the sides in red. It was also then that the Princesses got a look at the vehicle's driver, who was a brown-haired young man who wore a black leather jacket with a black cap that had the same wording as the sides of the bus, an ice blue shirt with a dark red stripe, jeans, and blue-gray sneakers.

"Bubble, bubble," the man said as he opened the door, "I'm in trouble!"

"Tell me, friend," said Celestia, "what is this contraption?"

"I call it a bus," said the man.

The Princesses looked at each other, then faced back at the man.

"And its purpose," asked Cadence.

"To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most-*inhale*-forbidden desires," said the man.

The Princesses giggled.

"Well, young man," said Celestia, "We desire a place called Wiggle House. Do you know how to get there?"

"Well," said the man, "I can take you as far as the next bus stop. There, it's just a short walking distance."

"Thank you," said Cadence.

"Hop on up," said the man.

And that's exactly what they did.

"Man," said the man, "I need an ice pack! You girls are giving me a fever! Yow!"

But Luna thought the man was being weird and smacked him in the face.

"For your information," said Luna, "I'm single."

Luna took her seat as her sister and Cadence glared at her.

"What," asked Luna.

"Sister," said Celestia, "was that really necessary?"

"Well, he was sounding like a creep," said Luna.

"I was just kidding with you," said the man, "sheesh."

"Yeah, right," said Luna as she got out her 3DS.

"Please excuse my sister," said Celestia, "she can be a little defensive."

"Eh," said the man, "I blame myself. Besides, I tend to be that way a lot, and I'd like to apologize."

"You are forgiven," said Celestia.

Soon, they were on their way, and made it to the next bus stop.

"Hey," said Luna, "I just wanted to apologize for smacking you."

"And I'm sorry I was acting like that towards you," said the man, "And thank you for riding Wiggle Town Bus Lines."

The bus then left, and the princesses walked on.

"I wonder how we'll know which house is Wiggle House," asked Celestia.

"I'm not sure," said Cadence.

"Need some help," asked a voice.

It was Henry.

"Oh, hello," said Luna, "who are you?"

"I'm the one they call Henry The Octopus," said Henry.

"Nice to meet you, Sir Henry," said Cadence, who then introduced herself, Celestia, and Luna.

"Your Majesties," said Henry with a bow.

"Now then," said Celestia, "We're looking for a place called Wiggle House. Do you know where that is?"

"Actually, yes," said Henry, "it's down this street, third house on the left."

"Then it looks like we are going in the direction after all," said Celestia, "Thank you, Sir Henry."

"My pleasure," said Henry.

The Princesses soon made it to Wiggle House, where they were greeted warmly by Flora Door.

"Hello," said Flora, "Welcome to Wiggle House!"

"Thank you," said Celestia, "May we come in?"

"Of course," said Flora.

Flora opened herself up and the Princesses entered Wiggle House.

"Greetings, Your Royal Majesties," James said as he and the other Wiggles bowed.

"So you must be The Wiggles," said Cadence.

"Of course," said James, "I'm James."

"I'm Greg," said Greg.

"I'm Murray," said Murray.

"I'm Jeff," said Jeff.

"And I'm Anthony," said Anthony.

"I've read that you fellows are musicians," said Luna, "Is it possible for you to show off your talent?"

"Gladly," said James, "Hit it, boys!"

With that, the guys started singing "Dancing Flowers", and soon finished.

"Wow," said Celestia, "I'm impressed."

"So are we," said Cadence.

Just then, a fox wearing Black glasses, cream lab coat, black pants came in.

"Guys," said the fox, "I've discovered where the helicopter is going."

"Shoot, Dr. Fox," said Greg.

"It looks like it's heading towards this abandoned warehouse," said Dr. Fox.

"Maybe that's where the foalnappers are," said Anthony.

"Well, then," said James, "We've got no time to lose! Begin transformation!"

With that, James snapped his fingers, and an aura of green, yellow, red, purple, and blue light surrounded The Wiggles, and the were soon clothed in spandex jumpsuits and eye masks in their respective colors with white ovals on the chest area, white gloves, and white boots. James' suit was green, Greg's was yellow, Murray's was red, Jeff's was purple, and Anthony's was blue.

"Whoa," said Luna, "What's with that getup?"

"Say hello to The Wiggle League," said James.

James then explained to the Princesses about The Wiggle League and their powers as well as their names. James' superhero name was Green Blade, Greg's was Magic Man, Murray's was Mister Strings, Jeff's was The Snore, and Anthony's was Food Man.

"Sounds interesting," said Celestia.

"Well, boys," said Green Blade, "it's time to kick some foalnapper butt!"

"Yeah," cheered Magic Man, Mister Strings, The Snore, and Food Man.

"Now, Your Majesties," said Magic Man, "if you get hungry while we're gone, please, don't be afraid to help yourselves to anything in our fridge."

"Thank you," said Luna, "I'm starving!"

"Alright, Wiggle League," said Green Blade, "let's do this!"

The heroes then conga-lined outta Wiggle House, and Luna went into the kitchen while Celestia and Cadence looked at the TV Guide to see if anything interesting was on.

"I wonder what these fellows watch," said Celestia.

" "H.R. Pufnstuf"," Cadence read from the TV Guide, "That seems instresting."

"Hey, Tia," Luna said from the kitchen, "they've got cake!"

"Cake," Celestia asked, "What kind?"

"Your favorite," said Luna, "Vanilla with white icing and pink rope borders."

"Yum," said Celestia.

Meanwhile, the Wiggle League were arriving at Galaxia's hideout. A division of Canterlot Royal Guards as well as a SWAT team from the WTPD were ready for them.

"Ready when you are," said one of the guards.

"Good," said James.

Inside, Galaxia, Master Frown, and Brock were playing Clue Apple Bloom just sat in a cage sadly.

"I hope someone comes to rescue me," said Apple Bloom.

Just then, they heard someone kick the door down, and the Wiggle league bolted in, followed by guards.

"Oh, snap," said Brock, "it's a raid!"

"Let's get outta here," said Master Frown.

"Grab the kid and make a run for it," said Galaxia.

Master Frown raced toward the cage, only to be spotted by The Snore.

"Oh no, you don't," said The Snore.

The Snore then got a giant glowing purple pillow, which he used to throw at Master Frown, sending him to sleep.

"I'll handle Apple Bloom," said Blade.

Blade then took out a metal stick and pressed a button on it, causing a beam of green light to come out of the end. He used the device to cut a hole in the top of the cage, then lifted Apple Bloom out. the little filly whimpered in fear.

"It's okay," said Blade, "I've got you."

Green Blade then set Apple Bloom down and she raced out while the others fought Galaxia and Brock.

"You wanna piece of me," asked Galaxia, "Well, have some!"

Galaxia then got out a paintball pistol and started shooting. Magic Man returned fire by shooting bolts of energy from his magic wand. Elsewhere, Brock tried to make a run for it, but Food Man saw him.

"Not so fast," said Food Man.

Food Man then bit into an apple and chased after Brock with superhuman speed, ultimately catching up to him and pinning him to the ground just as a Vern from earlier rushed over and clapped Brock in irons and Clint did the same for Master Frown.

"Two down, one to go," said Clint.

Galaxia saw the guards escorting Brock and Master Frown out of the warehouse and raised her pistol, but nothing happened when she pulled the trigger.

"Darn," said Galaxia, "it's jammed!"

Then, two more guards arrived and clapped Galaxia in irons.

"By authority of Princess Celestia," said one of the guards, "you're under arrest."

"Rats," said Galaxia.

Outside, a dark purple and red spaceship touched down, and Zurg disembarked, only to be surrounded by SWAT officers.

"Don't move," shouted one of the SWAT officers, "Hands where I can see them!"

"What's going on," asked Zurg as he held up his hands.

A guard rushed over and clapped Zurg in irons.

"You're under arrest for accessory to foalnapping," said the guard.

"What," asked Zurg, "But, I swear, this is all just a big misunderstanding!"

"Tell that to the judge," said the guard.

The four villains were led out of the warehouse and loaded on another airship bound for Canterlot, where they would be brought to trial.

"Glad that's over," said Green Blade as he wiped a bead of sweat from his brow.

The Wiggle League then transformed back into their regular selves and went back home, where they found Apple Bloom with the Princesses.

"Alright, Apple Bloom," said Celestia, "are you ready to go?"

"Not yet," said Apple Bloom, "I wanna spend a moment with The Wiggles."

"Of course," said Celestia.

Apple Bloom then jumped into James' arms and hugged him.

"Thank you, Wiggles," said Apple Bloom, "for everything."

"Our pleasure, kid," said Greg.

Soon, Apple Bloom and the Princesses left aboard the airship while The Wiggles looked on.

"Goodbye, my little Bloom," James said.

James then sighed.

"I'm sure gonna miss her," James said.

About a few weeks later, The Wiggles learned in the paper that during the trial, Zurg, Sailor Galaxia, Master Frown, and Brock were all found guilty of foalnapping and were given different sentences. Master Frown, Brock, and Zurg were all sentenced to a lifelong banishment from Equestria. As for Galaxia, she was sentenced to be paintballed. They also learned that they had been declared Equestrian national heroes.

"I can't believe it," said Anthony, "we're heroes!"

"It's good that Galaxia and her cronies will be paying for their crime," said Murray.

Just then, James saw the local postmaster, Pat Clifton, drive by in his mail van and stick something in their mailbox.

"I'll get it," said Jeff.

Jeff went outside, and came back a few minutes later with a letter that was addressed to The Wiggles. James gasped when he saw who the letter was from.

"It's from the Princesses," said James.

The other Wiggles were just as shocked.

"Well, what's it say," asked Anthony.

"There's only one way to find out," said James.

James then opened the envelope and took out the envelope, which read:
 * "Dear Wiggles,

"In honor of sacrificing some of your time to safeguard Apple Bloom while we searched for her and for your valiance in helping us bring down the criminals responsible for her disappearance, it is my pleasure to invite you to an award ceremony in your honor. We are eternally grateful for your actions."

"Sincerely,"

"Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence of Equestria."

"P.S. Feel free to visit Equestria anytime you wish. The same goes for all your friends.'"

"Wow," said James, "an award ceremony!"

"For us," said Greg.

"What a delight," said Murray.

"Well," asked Greg, "What're we standing around here for? Let's go!"

With that, they left, and soon arrived in Equestria. There, they took a train to Canterlot. They were all in suits with ties in their respective colors.

"You guys ready," asked James.

"Yup," said Greg.

"Alright," said James, "let's do this!"

Soon enough, the train arrived in Canterlot. There, they rode in a carriage to Canterlot Castle. When they arrived, they walked up to the gates, but were stopped by the guard who was guarding the gate.

"Halt," said the guard, "Who goes there? Friend or foe?"

"It is us," said James, "James, Gregory, Murray, Jeffery, and Anthony Wiggle."

"We are here for the award ceremony," said Greg.

The guard was surprised.

"So you're the fellows Her Majesty is holding this ceremony for," said the guard, "Very well, you may enter."

The guard then stepped out of the way and the gates opened. The Wiggles walked right on by. And they had no trouble entering the castle. James took out a small mirror and studied himself in it.

"How's my hair look," James asked.

"Same as always," said Jeff.

"Good," said James.

"Alright, guys," said Greg, "it's our time to shine!"

With that, they walked through the halls and eventually made it to the throne room. Inside, dozens of guards and members of Canterlot's elite had gathered to watch the ceremony.

"Showtime," James whispered.

The Wiggles then approached the Princesses, who were also in their formal attire. A guard gave Celestia a golden sword, which she used to lightly touch each Wiggle on the shoulders while Luna pinned a metal that looked like Celestia's sun emblem on a purple background and suspended on a piece of rainbow-colored silk.

"By the power bested in me," said Celestia, "I am greatly honored to bestow upon you gentlemen the titles of Members of The Equestrian Empire and Sirs James, Gregory, Murray, Jeffrey, and Anthony Wiggle."

The Wiggles then turned to face the crowd in the throne room. They all clapped their front hooves as The Wiggles bowed. A bigger crowd was waiting outside, as Celestia led The Wiggles to a balcony where hundreds if not thousands of ordinary ponies had gathered outside.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts of Canterlot," said Celestia, "Behold, the new Members of the Equestrian Empire!"

The large crowed cheered as The Wiggles waved. Meanwhile, down in the castle dungeons, Galaxia was in her cell when Vern and Clint from earlier came in.

"Alright, Galaxia," said Vern, "on your feet!"

Galaxia did what she was told and was led to an outdoor area where other ponies had turned up to watch one of Apple Bloom's foalnappers be punished. Galaxia was stood up against and bound by her wrists and ankles to an eight inch-by-eight inch post in the ground. Twelve unicorns clad in paintball armor then marched outside, holding paintball guns with their unicorn magic. A guard who was presiding unfurled a scroll.

"Sailor Galaxia," said the guard, "You have been convicted of the heinous crime of foalnapping, the penalty for which is that you shall be fired upon by paintballers. Do you have anything to say before your sentence is carried out?"

"Yes," said Galaxia, "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Wiggles!"

Galaxia then spit on the ground, and the guard tied a blindfold around her eyes and the guard stepped back.

"Ready," the guard ordered.

The paintballers readied their positions.

"Aim," the guard ordered.

The paintballers aimed their guns and waited.

"Fire," the guard ordered.

With that, the paintballers opened fire. Multicolor blotches flew all over Galaxia and the wall behind her. Eventually, the paintballers ran out of ammo.

"At ease," said the guard.

Clint and Vern, who were also present, freed Galaxia from the post and she limped away while everyone else left.

"I should really get some upper leg armor," said Galaxia.

Inside the castle, a reception was being held with soup, sandwiches, and punch. James was watching Galaxia's paintballing from the window.

"Good," said James, "she got what she deserved."

James then went back to the table he and the other Wiggles were sitting at.

"Yum," said Anthony, "this is some good soup!"

"I'll say," said James, "Just like how Mother makes it."

"Yeah," said the other Wiggles in unison.

A handsome young unicorn server stallion came by with a cart that had a pot of the soup in it.

"More soup for any of you gentlemen," the server asked.

"Oh, yes, please," said Anthony.

The stallion used his magic to pour another spoonful of soup into Anthony's bowl.

"Say," asked James, "hope it's not too much trouble, but what kind of soup is this?"

"Cream of asparagus," said the server.

"Yum," said Anthony, "Hey, can I have the recipe?"

"Sure," said the server, "I'll have Chef write it down."

The server then left, and James noticed that the band providing the music, which comprised of a large group of minotaurs playing instruments (specifically a drum kit, an electric bass, an electric guitar, and various brass instruments) and a stallion playing a was starting to die down.

"Hey," said James, "Maybe I can shake things up a little."

James then went to the stage, and approached the stallion playing a piano.

"Excuse me," James said, "may I borrow your piano?"

"Yes," said the stallion, "of course."

The stallion left his piano, and James set up and spoke into a wireless microphone.

"Alright," said James into the microphone, "Listen up! This night's about to get more exciting!"

James then turned to the band.

"Hit it," James shouted.

With that, the band struck up and began playing "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John. Everyone heard the music and immediately began dancing, even the Princesses themselves. 
 * 🎵I remember when rock was young
 * Me and Suzie had so much fun
 * Holding hands and skimming stones
 * Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
 * But the biggest kick I ever got
 * Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
 * While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
 * We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock


 * Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
 * When your feet just can't keep still
 * I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
 * Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
 * When Suzie wore her dresses tight
 * And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight


 * La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la


 * But the years went by and the rock just died
 * Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
 * Long nights crying by the record machine
 * Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
 * But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
 * Burning up to the Crocodile Rock
 * Learning fast as the weeks went past
 * We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last


 * Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
 * When your feet just can't keep still
 * I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
 * Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
 * When Suzie wore her dresses tight
 * And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight


 * La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la


 * I remember when rock was young
 * Me and Suzie had so much fun
 * Holding hands and skimming stones
 * Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
 * But the biggest kick I ever got
 * Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
 * While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
 * We were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock


 * Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
 * When your feet just can't keep still
 * I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
 * Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
 * When Suzie wore her dresses tight
 * And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight


 * La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
 * La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la
 * La lalalala la lalalala la lalalala la

"Goodness," said Celestia with a laugh, "That young man really knows how to bring life to a party!"

"Well, that's how he is," said Greg as he and the other Wiggles danced.

Soon, the song ended, and everypony cheered.

"Thank you," said James, "thank you! Oh, you're too kind! Thank you!"

Just then, a shriek filled the air.

"Where did that come from," asked Anthony.

James then looked and saw a herd of young girl ponies who looked to be in their teen years charging right towards him.

"Uh oh," said James, "Well, that's all for me, folks!"

James then raced out of the hall, the girls hot on his heels. The other Wiggles and the Princesses laughed.

"Poor James," said Greg.

"He seems to pick up girls almost everywhere we go," said Jeff.

The Princesses were confused.

"How old is James, anyway," asked Luna.

"He's eighteen," said Greg.

"So that must mean he would fall under a category of humans I've read about called "teenage heartthrobs"," said Cadence.

"Yeah," said Murray.

"He has his own band back home," said Anthony, "called The Jimmy Wigg Group."

"If you wanted to know, "Jimmy Wigg" is James' stage name when he performs with his band," said Greg.

"Figured as much," said Celestia.

Just then, James burst inside, all out of breath.

"They're everywhere," James panted.

"Come, friend" said Celestia, "You can rest in my quarters."

Celestia led James away, and the crowd of girls tried to follow him, but they were stopped by Luna.

"Please," said Luna, "the man you are seeking needs rest."

The girls understood and left. A while later, it was time for The Wiggles to go home, so they caught the train back home to Wiggle Town. Unknown to them, Galaxia was watching from a cliff.

"Just you wait, Wiggles," said Galaxia, "This is only the beginning."

Galaxia then laughed as the camera zoomed out.

The End